Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Some ledes I liked

Simply warning your child never to play with guns is ineffective, a recent study conducted by two Michigan State University researchers concluded.

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Is simply telling your children never to play with guns enough to keep them safe? A study done by two Michigan State University researchers says no.

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Police are still searching for the Brinks driver who may have stolen $400,000 yesterday afternoon during a routine pick-up.

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A scared thief called polcie last night after he discovered a dead body in the back of the van he stole.

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The Census Bureau conducted a survey last year that proves knowledge might indeed be power.

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Suspects who have their mug shots and fingerprints taken are now required to pay a $25 fee for the service, city officials announced today.

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Those who stay in school longer and receive a higher education can expect to earn more in their lifetime than those with less education, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

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Crime never pays, but criminals now have to pay $25 for their mug shots and fingerprints.

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A car thief stole more than he expected when he found a dead body in the back of the van he stole Thursday night.

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In the midst of a financial crisis, the city has turned to criminals to make more money, announcing today they will be charged $25 for their mug shots and fingerprints.

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An attempt to steal a cargo van on New Orleans Avenue last night went awry when the thief realized he had an unusual passenger.

Nice work here, folks!

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